Witziges und Kurioses

History
The Ori and the Ancients began as a single race, until the Ori returned home from a high school production of West Side Story one day and discovered that, not only had the Ancients eaten their entire supply of chocolate pudding, but they had also left in their ship. The Ori became an emotional mess, and turned to alcoholism. As part of a court mandated detox, the Ori were sent to AA, where they found religion. After that, they got a little too involved in their local church. Shortly thereafter, the Ori ascended to a higher plain of existence. They then proceeded to make non-ascended beings worship them to help with their own emotional wounds. Hallowed are the Ori. Suprisingly, Michael Jackson is an Ori. He helped hallow many little boys' bottoms.